Bienvenue dans cet article ! Tu t’apprêtes à découvrir les meilleures réponses de community managers sur Twitter, dans 6 catégories différentes (un peu comme aux Césars, tu vois l’idée ?). Alors, un petit conseil : installe-toi confortablement, et profite de ces 5 minutes de lecture. Que la cérémonie commence !
LES MEILLEURES PUNCHLINES DE CM
Et pour bien débuter, on te propose un petit top 3 des meilleures punchlines de CM (on commence fort chez Gnitekram). Aujourd’hui, les CM ne se laissent plus faire, et leurs réponses sont extrêmement drôles (quand elles ne nous sont pas adressées bien sûr) … La preuve :
1) Hard Discount, d’accord, mais élégant ! Le CM de Lidl ne plaisante pas avec le style :
2) Quand le CM d’Asus Rog parle d’argent, ça donne ça :
3) Le CM du Stade Rennais a l’œil et apparemment, il n’aime pas trop les animaux de la ferme :
Un premier top 3 qui montre bien que la répartie et l’humour sont les maîtres mots pour répondre aux critiques, vous n’êtes pas d’accord ?
LES MEILLEURES RÉPONSES DE CM QUI VEILLENT SUR L’ÉDUCATION DES ENFANTS
Être adolescent ou jeune adulte n’est pas toujours facile … Entre les cours qui sont « nuls » et la flemme, il n’est pas rare que certains décrochent un peu. Heureusement, les CM veillent et sont là pour les remettre sur le droit chemin !
1) Le CM de Netflix est intransigeant avec les études :
2) Quand on vous dit « intransigeant », ce n’est pas une blague :
3) Le CM de Décathlon est là lui aussi pour veiller sur leur santé :
Au vu de ce top 3, on pense que les parents devraient faire un cadeau à tous les CM qui surveillent leurs enfants !
LES MEILLEURES RÉPONSES DE CM FACE AUX LACUNES EN FRANÇAIS
Vous vous promenez tranquillement sur votre fil d’actualité et là, vous tombez sur une belle faute d’orthographe, puis sur une autre, et encore une autre, et vous ne voyez plus que ça ! Dites-vous que les CM (qui sont censés être irréprochables à l’écrit) y sont confrontés toute la journée … Pas étonnant que certains d’entre eux finissent par le faire remarquer !
1) Le minimum lorsqu’on se vente de frauder, c’est de l’écrire correctement … Et ça, le CM de la SNCF l’a bien fait remarquer :
2) Décidément, les fraudeurs ont du mal avec l’orthographe. Heureusement que le CM de la SNCF (encore lui) est là :
3) Le CM de Netflix se pose une question importante :
Oui, on sait … Ces fottes d’aurtografeu font mal aux yeux … Si tu es CM, sache qu’on partage ta douleur, force à toi !
LES MEILLEURES RÉPONSES DE CM FACE AU NON RESPECT DE LA RÈGLE « PAS LES MAMANS »
Dans la vie, l’une des règles à respecter quand on est énervé est « pas les mamans » (si ça ne vous dit rien, vous allez très vite comprendre, ne vous en faites pas). Mais sur Twitter, beaucoup d’internautes semblent oublier les bases de la politesse et les mamans en prennent souvent pour leur grade … Les CM sont de plus en plus habitués à ce type de messages, et certains y répondent avec humour, pour notre plus grand plaisir.
1) Le CM de Quechua veille à ce que personne ne soit lésé :
2) Le CM de Free essaie de bien comprendre le concept proposé :
3) Le CM de PlayStation préfère parler musique :
Les exemples d’attaques faites aux mamans sont encore (trop) nombreuses … Mais ce top 3 montre bien que les marques réagissent avec de plus en plus d’humour.
LES RÉPONSES DE CM INCLASSABLES MAIS BIEN TROUVÉES
La cérémonie continue avec les réponses de CM inclassables, mais vraiment bien trouvées. Dans ce top, vous allez découvrir des réponses à des situations qui n’ont rien à voir entre elles, mais qui ont un point commun : elles nous ont fait bien rire !
1) Le CM de LDLC s’excuse pour l’empaquetage du colis :
2) Le CM de Jacquie et Michel se reconnait en Norman :
3) Le CM de Point P est toujours disponible pour donner de bons conseils techniques :
Alors ? Pas mal non ? Comme quoi, l’humour fonctionne dans beaucoup de situations.
LES MEILLEURS ÉCHANGES ENTRE CM
Après tous ces tops, vous pensez que les community managers s’occupent uniquement des messages des clients ? Eh bien, vous avez tort ! Ils doivent également répondre aux autres CM (un vrai cercle infernal !). Entre punchlines et moments de camaraderie, le moins que l’on puisse dire c’est qu’ils sont bien occupés.
1) Le CM Netflix met les choses au point après une critique des Inrocks :
@lesinrocks Juste une mise au point… pic.twitter.com/yhRFRxNTpF
— Netflix France (@NetflixFR) January 14, 2016
Cliquez sur la vidéo pour découvrir la réponse de Netflix
2) Les CM de la SCNCF et de SFR se battent à coup de punchlines pas très originales :
3) Oasis réunit les CM de Capitol Music et Spotify pour des jeux de mots fruités :
Avec ce top 3, on se rend bien compte que parfois, même entre eux, les community managers ne sont pas tendres. Heureusement, ces petites disputes « inter CM » sont souvent remplies d’humour !
Pour finir, et parce qu’on sent bien que tes yeux saignent autant que les nôtres après toutes ces fautes d’orthographe et cette violence, on t’offre en bonus ces quelque tweets du dictionnaire Le Robert pour pouvoir te la péter sur les réseaux (sympa non ?).
En bref, ce que l’on retient de tous ces tops 3 c’est que pour être community manager, il vaut mieux avoir une bonne dose d’humour et de sang-froid !
On espère que tu as apprécié cette petite pause spéciale CM et que cet article t’a fait sourire (au moins un peu). N’hésite pas à nous dire en commentaire la réponse qui t’a le plus plu !
Si tu le souhaites, tu peux retrouver un autre article sur les réponses de community managers.
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